Me:	"So, how many employees were laid off when you guys left town?"
PR lady:	"We lost 8 percent of our total workforce when that location closed, but we were able to find jobs elsewhere for 39 percent of those laid off."
Me:	"Ummm ... what's that in integers? "
PR lady:	"We dont' disclose that information."
Me:	"OK, well is your company profitable?"
PR Lady:	"We grow every year."
Me:	"OK, but are you profitable?"
PR Lady:	"We service dozens of Fortune 5,000 companies." [yes, that's three zeroes]
Me, giving up:	"Thanks for your time."